Wednesday, October 26, 2011

There are no new conversations. There are only new ways of escaping them.

If you don't want a cluster of undergrads to swarm you, all big-eyed in their "we've been on campus since August and we all miss our pets" wonderment, don't sit outside on a nice fall day, playing a truly lazy game of fetch with a devistatingly handsome Labrador. 

If you don't want to field constant questions akin to "What's it mean?"  "No, really, what does it say?"  "Come on.  You can tell me - what's it say?" - don't get a decent-sized tattoo of a foreign word placed on a really, really obvious part of your body. 

And, finally, if you don't want to field the same three questions over and over again, don't mention to anyone - least of all academics - that you're writing your dissertation.  It's just a bad idea. 

It's been said before that I'm a bit of a slow learner. 

It's when I forget the importance of this last one that I realize that I'm having the same conversation on loop.  You'd think I'd find a way to change things up but - again - slow learner.  Here's how it always shakes out:

"You're getting a PhD?  What's your dissertation on?" 

And then I think, lost in the Choose Your Own Social Anxiety Adventure.  Do I answer honestly?  Blatantly lie?  Lie with a purpose?  Squeak and run away?  I've tried them all.  For some reason, though, I end up having the exact same conversation:

"Graphic novels?  You mean like comic books?" 

Well, no.  I don't mean "like comic books."  While, yes, I am working with a few comic books - one multi-issue run, one stand-alone issue so far, though I'm looking for a third example to balance things out - they don't really come in until the end, the last (hypothetical) chapter - and then I'm using them mostly as a counter-example.  While I think there is academic value in many ongoing comic titles, what I'm working with is a bit more specialized.  So, mainly, I'm looking at stand-alone graphic novels and collage journals/artist books like Dan Eldon's The Journey is ---

"I used to love Superman.  Have you read that Superman comic, the one where he flies around and stuff?" 

To be honest?  No.  No, I have not read that Superman comic.  Or the Green Lantern comic.  Or the Wolverine comic.  Or any other hero - mutant, alien, regular guy clad in leather or Lycra or truly embarrassing bodysuit or anything else thrown together to look "cool."  I've read none of those.  I used to geek out on early to mid 90s X-Men comics, and I have a particularly terrifying collection of Shadowcat and Gambit comics - at one point, I had every appearance of Gambit for an eight or nine year period, which, I guess is kind of sad when you ---

"What do you think about that new Avengers movie, huh?  It's going to be awesome, don't you think?"

Well, I mean, I trust Joss Whedon to deliver the awesome, but again, I don't really read Marvel titles anymore and I never read straight Avengers books, so I really have no idea if it's --

"So, they actually let you get a PhD in comics?  What's that about?  How is that at all a legitimate subject?  Did you do your undergrad in Peanuts strips?" 

Yes.  And I minored in Coloring Within The Lines. 

At this point, I generally find a way to slink away.  If I have the mis/fortune of running into the same person again later, I will undoubtedly field questions about my comics - "How are your comics coming along?"  "Changed the world with your comics yet?"  Why they have suddenly become mine, I do not know.  

(sigh)

So, you'd think I would learn and come up with some suitably slackademic non-answer.  "What's my dissertation on, you say?  Oh, contemporary visual rhetoric.  Multi-dynamic narratives.  The use of parallel narration to renegotiate the tension between symbol and icon and to resist the pressure of compassion fatigue in an image-saturated environment." 

But, you see, I'm a slow learner.  For some uncharacteristically bright-eyed reason, I stick with the truth and listen to people deride "comics" on the single hope that maybe, eventually, the conversation will change.    

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